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Newton 1st law of ishq:

A boy in love with a girl continue to be in love with her

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girl in love with a boy continue to be in love with him,

until or unless any external agent (brother or father of the girl) come into the play & break the legs of the boy.

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Gurl 1 to Gurl 2 - Yew Ar3 Beautiful

Gurl 2 - Thanks , Yew Ar3 Beautiful Too :D

Boy 1 to Boy 2 - Yew Ar3 H.a.n.d.S.o.m.e

Boy 2 - Hain..?? Muh Me Le Le Fir.. =))

Q: Why do Girls live Longer then Boys?

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Ans: Shopping never Causes Heart Attacks,

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But Paying da Bill does.

there are 3 types of Men:

1- Europians

they have wife & 1 girlfriend

But they love their girlfriend

the most.

2- Americans

they have 1 wife & 1 girlfriend

But theylove their wife

the most.

3- Pakiztanis

they have 1 wife & 4 girlfriend

But they love their Secretary

the most.

Best Realation In This World Is :-

When You Hold The Hand

Of A Person And The Person

Walks With You Without Asking

''Where" And "Why" ♥ :))

Though there r million of people in this world, Why r u born?

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The reason is, God is expecting something

from u, which is not possible by

millions.B-)

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Sonia Gandhi In Dabaang Style:

"HAZARON" Se Darr Nahin Lagta Saahab....

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"HAZARE" Se Lagta Hai....!!

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EK AAÐMI ßAßA JI SE - ßAßA JI MERA MANN PUJA MEIN NAI LAGTA HAI

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KOI UÞAAYE ßTAIYE

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ßAßA JI - TUMHARA MANN NAI LAGTA TO PUJA KO YAHAN ßHEJ ÐIYA KARO

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SHAYAÐ MERA MANN LAG JAYE

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["EXAMÞLE OF KALYUG"]

When I was a KID:

Pussy meant CAT,

Sex meant GENDER,

Bitch was a FEMALE DOG,

Dick was a NAME,

BJ was a NICK-NAME,

Bang was a SOUND,

Rubber was just like PLASTIC,

Ass was an ANIMAL,

Screw was just a NUT,

Tit was a SNACK,

Head meant a part of BODY !!

But Now ____________

Everything is just Damn Complicated .???....

♥ ♥ ♥

lσvє ís líkє α puzzlє. whєn чσu'rє ín lσvє, αll thє píєcєs fít вut whєn чσur hєαrt gєts вrσkєn, ít tαkєs α whílє tσ gєt єvєrчthíng вαck tσgєthєr.

lσvє вєgíns wíth α smílє, grσws wíth α kíss, αnd єnds wíth α tєαrdrσp......:(

Once Soniya Gandhi, Rahul Gandhi & Manmohan Singh were travelling in a helicopter.

Soniya Gandhi drops one Rs.100 note & says: I made 1 Indian happy.

Rahul Gandhi drops two notes of Rs.50 & says: I made 2 Indians happy.

Manmohan Singh drops 100 coins of ONE Rupee & says: I made 100 Indians happy.

Hearing this, the PILOT says: I will throw all 3 of you down & make 12 CRORE Indians happy.

Pilot's Name: ANNA HAZARE

- Support Anna Hazare -

There were stars in our eyes that day,

fore-telling beautiful moments were on the way....

And when I held you close and kissed you,

it was the most natural thing to do.

Have you ever fallen in true love????

♥ "12 Signs your falling in LOVE"♥

1. You'll Read His/Her Texts,

Over and Over again...

2. You'll Walk Really Really Slow,

While you're with Him/Her...

3. You'll Pretend 2 be Shy,

Whenever you're with Him/Her... (This can also be in dreamz♥)

4. While Thinking about Him/Her,

your Heart will Beat faster and faster...(dhak♥ dhak♥dhak♥)

5. By Listening to His/Her Voice,

you'll Smile for no Reason....

6. While Looking at Him/Her;

you cant see the Other People around you,

you can Only See that Person....

7. You'll Start Listening to SLOW Songs...

8. He/She becomes all you Think about....

9. You'll get High just by Their Smell...

10. You'll Realize that,

you're always Smiling to yourself,

When you Think about Them....

11. You'll Do anything for Him/Her...

12. While Reading this,

There was One Person on your Mind the Whole Time..♥ :)

Press "LIKE" If you are in Love..♥♥

“”Click””

C.L.I.C.K. means :

C= cant live without u

L= love u

I= i miss u

C= care about u

K= kiss from my heart 2 u

So whenever u miss me just say CLICK.

Girl: "How Much Do U Love Me?"

Boy: "Look At d Sky & Count d Stars."

Girl: "But, Its Daytime.."

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Boy: "Haha, Exactly."

like if yu got it. :PPpPp

I don’t know why ... but

Every time I want to give up on you

there’s always something inside telling me

wait ! just give it a bit more time, see what happens !

~~---->> If all men are the same,

why do women take so long to choose one ? :D

Girlfriends are like bluetooth.. till you remain in a certain distance.. they're connected to you..but after that they start searching for new devices

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Teacher - Batao 80 + 90 = ?

Sardar - 100

Teacher - Galat, 80 + 90 = 170

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Sardar - Par sir Bachpan se hum ne

suna he ki ,, "Akkad Bakkad Bambe Bo 80_90 PUre

100

=) =P

I'm not going to say how much I love you,

When the feeling was never there.

I'm not going to try to make you stay here, Because I know you

never cared.

Santa: I Need Poison

Chemist: i cant sell until u hv the prscription.

Santa showd his Weding Crd.

Chemist:Bus kr Pagle.....Rulaega kya,

Badi bottle Du Ya Choti?..

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hehehe :D ..

Girl’s Version :

First Day :I saw an idiot sleeping on the front bench..

Second Day:Saw the same idiot getting punished..

Third Day:He was fighting with a boy..uhh..idiot..!

Fourth Day :I couldn’t find him…Where is he…!!

Boy’s Version :

First day :When i opened my eyes…I saw her…her smile..

Second day :I got punished so that i could see her all

the while..

Third Day :A boy said something about liking her..

Fourth Day :I was sitting on the last bench..

n she turned to find me…’n We smiled…♥ ♥ ♥!!!! ♥=♥=~

Anshul

Boy Calls his GF at midnight..

Girl: Hey darling Is everything alright?

Boy: I wanted to tell you somethng important

Girl: Aww. but we just talked before too right? What's it sweety?

Boy: I want to stop our relationship as GF & BF

Girl: *Speechless* omg.. But. WHY? I didn't even do anything!

Boy: Cuz I want to love u

as my WIFE Will u marry me Angel ♥ ;))

Philosophy of girls:

Flirt with attractive boy,

Frnshp with smart boy,

Luv with Sincere boy,

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Marriage with

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PAPPA, aapko jesa thik lage wesa:). :D (^_~)

Dimag Kehta He

Dosti Kar,

Dil Kehta He

Pyaar ♥ Kar,

Khwaishe Kehti He

Shadi Kar,

Par,

Ghar Wale Kehte He;

Bkwas Bandh Kar"Aur

Padhai Kar. :D

Shadi K Phere Me Ladki Boli Suno Ji

Aaj Se Aapke Bina Mein Nhi Or Mere Bina Aap Nhi

(4 Saal Baad)

Wahi Biwi- Kutte Ruk Ja Aaj Ya Tu Nhi Ya Mein Nhi. :P :-D

Every night I talk to the stars pretending they’re you. Sadly, they’re too much like you – far away and they never answer my questions... </3

Tum Jo Aaye Mere Jindgi Me Life Ban Gyi :D

I have a heart, but it belongs to someone who will never be mine :l

A loose

hug says-

IT'S OK!

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A normal hug says-

THANKS!

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A tight hug says-

I NEED U!

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A Very Tight hug

says-

Kamina hai... kuch

aur hi chahta

hai :D :D

Ah3m Ah3M !!! Att3ntiOn plXXX.!! ThiS StaTus Composs3D bY.. Aýúshí Èlèctrìfy Divä tO h3R swEttU naTu bRo... Ð' ŚØṷr Ŝûfý ŠÞärķṥ

Vanessa' Xp [TinA] :- Dr. Mujhe raat ko sapne mein Bandar aur Sufy Football khelte Dikhai dete hai :P :P

Doctor :- Ye lo Ye dawai Aajh X3 kHA l3NA :P

TinA :- OkAy DocTeR m3 kHA x3 kha LunGi :]

Doctor :- Kal S3 kYu :O

TiNa :- AaaJ unKA fiNal haI :P :P Lolx.!!__ BWaaaaaaaaaHHX :* :* h3h3 :P

Velocity :- " I can even calculate the velocities of heavenly bodies But cannot calculate the hate of a mam hidden behind a smiling face .":

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A tearful QuoTe bY m3 ~,<

ah b0iIx eYe is faSter

thAn GooGle in

searcHin a beauTiful

gurl in a crOwd ...

buH

ah bOiiZ heArt is

slOwer thAn

govErnmEnt buS

wHile "

pRopOsiNg ah gurl whOme he tRulY lubX

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kya din bhar bolte ho awn nahi aata awn nahi aata :s

study n personal life jayada imp he foh me:(

jab yeha koi imp nahi deta toh mai kyo dete rahu :|

jab aata hu nahi milte awn mai kya karu ??O.o

apni study n personal lyf chad kar 24 hr fb pe rahu :/

agr 24hr awn rahne wale frnd chaye toh m sorry m nt dat typ =]

24hr onl rahne wale frnd chaye toh u can del meh :]

sidhi baat no bakwass :]

Guns n Roses :- " When I come home late at night Don't ask me where I've been , Just count your stars I'm home again Cause ...... You could be mine , you should be mine . ''

I Can Still Feel you Girl . . . . [♥]

♥ Floats Fr U ♥

ĸaιѕa ye ιѕq нaι, ajaв ѕa rιѕĸ нaι.. ♥

__ awғlιne __

Every King was once a crying baby

and

every great building was once a map.

Its not important where u r TODAY,

BUT

where you will reach TOMORROW is important...♥

GuD mawNin Fw3nz...hav3 a gd :] fw3nz...:]..

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ii Luv My Profile Cuz Wheneva ii Use To Visit It It Always Shows :-

M.a.r.r.ii.e.d

Ehehehehehheh.....!! :"> ♥

-Awfline ::

Eyes-Express the real feeling better than words!

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Touch-Shows the care than any words

do !

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the eyes & touch the heart ♥

Similarity between FACEBOOK & JAIL..

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In both cases people sit, waste time and write on Walls..!!!!!......

PATNI;- Pichle saal mere Birthday pe to Lohe ka palang diya tha, is baar kya de rahe ho?

PATI;- Is baar soch raha hu usme Current de du...!

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Lolz

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