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Luving sum 1 who dsnt luv u iz lyk batting when we need 7 runs in 1 ball"

v know tht its impossible but we still hav a small hope of no ball

thats the spirit!!

You Lie The Loudest When You Lie To Yourself.

People ask me

"sudhar jao."..

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How to tell them..

"There is no scope of improvement in perfection"...(;

Soмe woмen Cнooѕe тo Follow Men

&

Soмe woмen Cнooѕe тo Follow тнeιr Dreaмѕ.

Iғ Y0υ,re wonderιnG wнιcн way тo Go .

Reмeмвer...

Tнaт Y0υr Career wιll Never waĸe Up

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Tell Y0υ тнaт ιт Doeѕn,т Love Y0υ Anyм0re __ </3

When A Veяy Sweet N Close

Peяson

Goes Too Faя Fяom Us,

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We May Say Oя Not Say

But

Ouя Heaяt Says 2 Theяe Heaяt:

“U Made Me AŁone..”

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Boy 2 girl :

There R 3 Important Days In

Life

Girl : Whtt ??

Boys : First " The Day I Was

Born "

Second " The Day U Were Born "

n Last " The Day When I and U

Become WE " ... ♥

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awfliin'e guxx'

ps:- bahut' zolo kii neend aa rhii' haii'

tata gud bye'

gud ng8

sabba khaii'r

subh ratrii'

kal mii'te hai'i frwn'xx

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1 Nursery CLASS

Ka Bacha Bola

Mam Main Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta

Hun?

Mam- SO SWEET

BACHA Apni Side Ke Larke Se

Bola-Dekha

Maine Kaha Tha Na

Line Marti Hai..

♫ ♪

This is What Pure

Love is ♥

A 5 Yrs Old Boy Went

To A Pharmacy And

Asked The Pharmacist ...

.......... .."This Is The 0nly

Money

I Have,

Can I Buy Miracles . . . ? ? ?"

The Pharmacist Confused With

What The Boy Asked And Said...

"Why Do You Need Miracles

For. . . ? ?"

The Boy Replied ...

Because The Doctor Said That

0nly Miracles Can Save My

Mom ... ='( ♥

Like If You Love Your Mom :) ♥

A Pregnant Lady went to an A.s.t.r.o.l.o.g.e.r

The astrologer told her dat as soon as uh deliever the B.a.by d baby's father el die

To dis the L.a.d.y said : Thank G.o.d my H.u.s.b.a.n.d is safe :P ;)

L.o.l :D

Do U Know Why Love Is Blind?

Love Is Blind Because...

"Ur Mom Started To Love U Before Seeing Ur

Face"... :-)

ii Feel Sumthing iin My

Heart ,

iit's Like A Little Flame ,

#..Every Time ii See You , This Flame

Lights up ...!!

This Flame iis Special For u..!!

Coz 'ii.LOVE.Ew'...!!*

Media Is Very Rich. They

Get Money To Publish The News ,

And More Money To Not Publish It.! x

Roses Are Red , (:

Sky Is Blue , :']

I Have 5 Fiingers Nd

The Miidle Ones For Yew . =)) :))

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1 ladki apne Bf k sath Ghum RaHI thi..

Itne me uska husband aagaya Or uske bf KO pitne laga..

Lady> Mar saale Ko apni biwi ghumate nai or dusro ki bivi gumane le aata ha..

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(itne me bf josh me husband ko marne laga)

Lady> Maar saale KO, na khud ghumane le jata ha na kisi or ko ghumane deta ha .

A kid gets zero in a paper.

Father angrily asks:

"Whats this?"

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Kid:

"Teacher didn't have more stars to give,

so she started giving MOONS" :D :D......

a men typed in search box on google :"what do women want?"

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Google replied : "we are also searching..." =P

I Lσѕт му нєαят ..

Fяσм Tнє dαу уσυ cαмє ιηтσ му Lιfє,

Yσυ нσld мє тιgнт ..

Iη му тнσυgнтѕ αll dαу αηd ηιgнт,

I pяαy тнαт αll му Lιfє ..

I Lινє Wιтн уσυ,

вєcαυѕє ι נυѕт ѕєє уσυ ..

Aѕ му Lσνє & Lιfє ♥ ♥

A KG Boy Pulled

A Girl In to His Room..

Locked the Room,

Put Off the Lights,

Pulled Her to the Bed,

Covered Her Into His Bedsheet;

and Said... ?

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"SEE MY RADIUM WATCH.. !!!" =D